Joke of the Day – Star if you find funny.?
Jesus and Moses decided to go golfing. Jesus had just bought a new pair of gold clubs and wanted to try them out.
So they get to the first hole and Jesus shanks it into the woods. Moses walks over there and asks if he is going to mulligan, or hit it. Jesus replies, “I saw Arnold Palmer do this once.” He grabs his 9 iron and WHACKS the ball onto the green and into the cup. A few passerby people cheer.
The very next hole, Jesus hits a drive into the sand trap near the green. Moses smiles, knowing he has a chance. Jesus grabs his sand wedge and looks around. “I saw Arnold Palmer do this once.” He hits the ball onto the green and into the cup. The crowd gathering cheers.
This goes on until they come to the 17th tee. It’s an island hole, surrounded all by water. Jesus hits the ball into the water, and the people gasp. So Jesus goes walking out onto the water.
One of the crowd looks to Moses and asks, “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”
Moses says “No, Arnold Palmer.”
That is so funny
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